Welcome to the show, hello, hello, hello.
What made you decide to go?
Feel free to mosh and dance, but i'll tell you in advance,
Nancie's known for fucking up.

What more can i say? We can't even play.
Every day is a bad day.
If you think that we're a bore, man, i've heard it all before.
Nancie's known for fucking up.
We're known for fucking up.

Ah, ah ah ah....sounds like slop.
Ah, ah ah ah....slop.

You'd think you'd have better things to do with your time than come to our
stupid shows and buy our stuff then go out of your way just to say we suck...

The singer is a prick, the drummer makes me sick.
The bass player has no dick.
They're ugly and they're fat, and on top of all of that,
Nancie's known for fucking up.

What more can i say? We can't even play.
Every day is a bad day.
So while i have the chance, i'll say "sorry" in advance.
Nancie's known for fucking up.
We're known for fucking up.
We're known for fucking up.